mythsandfabrications:

My daughter wanted to dress up her hamster in dolly clothes, I told her that wasn’t really going to work…but if we cut holes in a box and make some of those seaside type pictures you stick your head through, only hamster sized, perhaps we could make him look like he dressed up!

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

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storyhoard:

callmekitto:

ARE YOU SHITTIN ME RIGHT NOW LIKE

LITERALLY ALL SHE SAID WAS YEAH MAKE IT PRETTY WITH LIKE, PINKS AND PURPLES AND STUFF MAYBE OTHER COLORS IDK

AND HE JSUT FUCKING

HE JUTS DID IT

HE JUST DID IT AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE HE JUJST

DID IT IN

LeSS THAN 10 MinUTES?!!?1

at first I was like “wtf is he doing”

and then I was like

OH MY GOD!!!

HOLY MITGER JDIVJS WHO WHY?

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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"Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with."

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